theamazingtalyn

went to the doctor today. doctor said i'm fat and need to start an exercise routine and weekly weigh~ins. i ain't fat! at least i got a mani/pedi out of the deal. she also said i need to eat cabbage. what is this cabbage of which you speak?

most comfortable place in the house.

new pictures of me!!! why, because i'm the cutest thing in the house, that's why.

floor time!


sleeping (leave me alone!)


frames are silly but the hay is tasty

yesterday sucked! i was tricked into a carrier that i barely fit in (oh my dear italian parsley, i fall for you every time). then i was carted off to a loud, cold place where mean things were done to me! i was poked and prodded, squeezed and squished all while my humans sat 2 feet away and did nothing!! >:( i looked at them pleadingly and whined my best too. after a while i gave up and chattered my teeth - that'll show them! then the worst thing happened. i was held in an undignified position while my mouth was pried open! i fought and fought, biting and nipping and clawing! they don't call me Talyn for nothing. when the smoke (and fur) had cleared, i felt this pain in my hand. one of my nails was barely hanging on, torn down to the bottom of the quick, and i was bleeding!!! what did i do to deserve this! i was whisked off to a back room, away from the sight of my humans. i won't even speak of that torture. i can't stay mad at my humans for long though. he must have felt badly since he gave me a ton of that delectable italian parsley. i popcorned like a madman despite my sore foot and feelings.

i just can't seem to stop eating lately. i beg and beg for that yummy stuff from the big thing in the other room, but they don't give it to me as much as i want it. meanies. i chattered my teeth for a good long while last night - that'll show em! then i went back to the stuff in my cage. hey, it may not be fresh, but i'm a growing boy!

a couple weeks ago i got a surprise. . . a new cage!!! it took me a while to realize this was my actual cage and not floor time v2.0. without further ado, i give you pictures!

old and busted:


new hotness:


look at my WALL OF HAY!


loving my house


i figured out that i can push my tube over to the house and connect em


ooooh what's that?

i'm bored here back at the apartment so i logged onto her computer thing and made a livejournal. now if i can just figure out how to open that huge thing that dispenses the escarole i'll be in heaven.